Interesting Observation here.
Beer = Fortified water, basically a health drink due to the contents of barley, hops, wheat.
Wine = Grape Juice Plus. Alternate Definitions: Mature Grape Juice,Seasoned Grape Juice, Experienced Grape Juice,Grape Extract.
Tequila = Cactus juice, I mean,all Health food stores sell extract of some type of cactus. What's the big damn deal?
Margarita = More of the healthy cactus extract, and Lime. What's to debate about the health benefits?
Martini = This can be more complicated. Gin and Vodka are popular Martinis. Gin is made from Wheat and Juniper Berries. Vodka is made from potatoes ( That would be Idaho bitches) Vermouth comes from grapes and an herbal blend. What the hell isn't healthy about a Martini? So backoff!!!
Koolaid = Enough sugar to give an elephant diabetes.
This same could be said about me, LOL.
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