Beer and Good times

Interesting Observation here.


Beer = Fortified water, basically a health drink due to the contents of barley, hops, wheat.

Wine = Grape Juice Plus. Alternate Definitions: Mature Grape Juice,Seasoned Grape Juice, Experienced Grape Juice,Grape Extract.

Tequila = Cactus juice, I mean,all Health food stores sell extract of some type of cactus. What's the big damn deal?

Margarita = More of the healthy cactus extract, and Lime. What's to debate about the health benefits?

Martini = This can be more complicated. Gin and Vodka are popular Martinis. Gin is made from Wheat and Juniper Berries. Vodka is made from potatoes ( That would be Idaho bitches) Vermouth comes from grapes and an herbal blend. What the hell isn't healthy about a Martini? So backoff!!!

Koolaid = Enough sugar to give an elephant diabetes.




This same could be said about me, LOL.