For those of us with children still at home and dreading everytime they bring their homework to us to "help", here are a few measurements I came up with to help understand that "new math" we are always hearing about.
1.5 oz. = The perfect sedative if delivered orally 6 times with Patron Silver.
8 Olives = 4 Gray Goose Martinis.
12 ounces = The ideal weight for increasing bicep strength. (Heineken curls are my favorite)
Mr Prediction: The worlds next "Albert Einstein" will be a master of measurements and mixology.
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